TAKE IT TO THE MAX!
Welcome to Max Logistics – Majority shareholder Max Verstappen joins the board alongside Max Spielmann and Max Beesley as we rebrand in their honour.
“I’m Dutch and for sure, I just love orange!” says Max Verstappen on why he wanted to join. “Chris beat me at karting and I’d bet he wouldn’t so now, I’ll be here.”
“He’s quite good at handling,” said Chris Day at the press conference, “and I won’t lie, the merchandising he brings is top-notch.”
Speaking of that, the new Horner in the Corner bear is sure to raise eyebrows. A short, hairy bear that has a concealed camera inside, allows you to place the bear in any area you want to record. It then automatically transcribes recorded conversations and makes them all about themselves.
“I’m sure Christian won’t get the joke for sure but I’m mega-rich and don’t care,” says a beaming Max.
Max Spielmann also joins the team to bring their deep industry knowledge and, above all else, their customer experience. “We just love to smile” their representative smiles before taking a phone call about our new mugs.
“And I thought I was always the one on the phone,” says Chris just as his phone also rings. “Hang on, I need to get this.”
But where is the final Max in the trilogy? It isn’t long before we find Max Beasley about to sit in the driver’s seat of a McLaren F1, posing for a new advertising campaign for a new logistics fragrance, Eau Not Now, in partnership with Chanel.
A pre-recorded voiceover from him announces that he is overjoyed at joining the Max team but is contractually obliged to not smile in public about it and continues to give us the full blue steel.
With this powerhouse roster joining the already phenomenal team, we look forward to seeing them taking our smooth operation forward this year and beyond.
Happy April!
I can’t speak highly enough of Chris and the team. Whether we’ve had a last minute change or needed overnight fixes while racing in the Mille Miglia, they’ve come through for us and our clients.